Wonderwall rocker Noel’s 9-week lockdown bender
Noel been hitting the booze throughout lockdown.
The platinum-selling solo artist carries on: “I’ve stayed quite f***ing solid, nine weeks – drinking every day for nine weeks.
“It’s like being on tour but actually without the graft. I can’t wait until it’s f***ing over now. I’m f***ing done with it now, it’s beginning to get on my f***ing nerves. You know what I mean?”
Er, I think so Noel… certainly my liver is wincing at the thought.
Talking to his pal Matt Morgan, he adds: “I want my kids to go back to school and I want everything to get back to normal.
“I’m not going to accept a new normal – f*** that.
“Hang on, there’s people f***ing marching in the streets the other day, f***ing quarantine’s done, man. It’s done. I think it’s enough now – enough. The psyche of the nation is suffering.”
At this rate Noel will be giving rock ’n’ roll’s hellraiser-in-chief Keith Richards a run for his money.
Unless brother Liam – who was on the tequila as he promoted new album MTV Unplugged this weekend – gets there before him.
If I were to describe as a ginger blob, I might get a few angry emails. Thankfully, Great British Bake Off host has done it for me. Noel, 47, has created this portrait of the flame-haired one and sold it for £912. He’s also done blobs for the Sex Pistols, and for Michael Jackson – in both the 70s and the 90s. Yep, we are all definitely in the wrong profession. Someone please hand over The Mighty Brush.
Ed, and Noel’s unflattering pic
Artist Noel
Nice if you can get it, Noel...