Rihanna and Topshop have a lot to answer for. Chief among RiRi’s fashion crimes is the dissemination of the idea that the bralet, or demi bra, is acceptable daywear. It’s most popularly seen at festivals, concerts, or on any day the sun makes even the briefest of appearances. It’s essentially a bra, with about two inches of fabric attached, most often worn, for ultimate offensiveness, with denim hot pants. Most often seen on — wouldn’t you know it — those who can least afford to let it all hang out. Tulisa has worn one, which should be enough to put anyone off. A bralet is the kind of thing that is only acceptable in the sort of climate where it’s so hot that wearing clothes is actually uncomfortable. In Ireland, it’s just plain nonsense, unless you have similar abs to those possessed by Ireland’s top model, Roz Purcell, right. And, even then . . .