WOSS IT ALL ABAHT ALFIE? Will Kat be shocked to see Alfie and want a reunion, or disbelieving that he hasn’t changed his shirt since he left (not to mention thought of buying one a couple of sizes up that might actually fit)? Jean goes into panic mode (always easy for her) and tries to keep him away from Hayley and the baby. That was never going to be easy, given that Hayley’s wheeling a pram with a hood that looks like the Millennium Dome’s less attractive twin.
When Alfie (pictured, with Hayley and inset, with the baby) discovers the troof (as everyone does eventually), he begs to be part of the baby’s life. How that’s going to work with him trying to win back Kat is anybody’s guess, especially if Jean goes ahead with her threat to tell Kat all.
Alfie has returned with another moneymaking scheme. His new venture is Blue Moon Funerals. He’d better get to work on his own coffin for when Kat finds out about his love child.
When Rainie takes Abi to Hayley’s party, Max insists they go home. She probably only needed the baby’s shawl to smuggle out booze.