The five tribes of WAG – and how to spot them
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MoS SELECTION: N: Coleen Cole Rooney, left, wife of Wayne.
TEAM STRIP: Dark sunglasses indoors and out, latest designer gear.
KEY SKILLS: The prettiest; often seen in gossip magazines. STYLE OF PLAY: Used as bait on a WAGs’ night out to lure the fittest men. Can be seen as temptresses by other WAGs.
MoS SELECTION: Abbey Clancy, right, wife of Peter Crouch. TEAM STRIP: Smart but unobtrusive.
KEY SKILLS: Getting in early, eg childhood sweetheart.
STYLE OF PLAY: Positive press, but disregarded by other WAGs. Rarely seen on WAG nights.
MoS SELECTION: Melanie Slade, Theo Walcott’s wife. TEAM STRIP: Stylish, with large Italian handbags. KEY SKILLS: Smart. Better English than most British WAGs. STYLE OF PLAY: Separate from WAG majority. Have a sense of solidarity. MoS SELECTION: Bouchra van Persie, wife of Robin. TEAM STRIP: One word: Bling. KEY SKILLS: Provides constant drama and gossip. STYLE OF PLAY: Dirty. They scrap for position, and terrify girls lower down the food chain. MoS SELECTION: Georgina Dorsett, Tom Cleverley’s +1.