Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘People of different political agendas descended on the Tánaiste’s car like hounds after a fox and it was disgraceful.’

Enda Kenny, condemns the Jobstown protests in which Joan Burton was hemmed in in her car

for more than two hours

‘Will there be another BOD for Irish Rugby one day?’

The IRFU, tweet their congratulations after the birth of Billy O’Driscoll to

Brian and Amy ‘What used to be called good manners is now regarded as affectation. Open a door for a young woman and she is likely to call security .’

Terry Wogan, sticks up for ‘old-fashioned values’ ‘He has got his own mind. He can say what he wants.’

Martin O’Neill, knows it’s best to give

Roy Keane his head ‘Other people do paper hats for Christmas, I do wigs. Not for nothing did my late husband call me a gay man trapped in a woman’s body!’

Nigella Lawson ‘You can’t fail to be scarred by inhabiting someone like Spector. I have not altogether pleasant dreams and carry him with me.’

Jamie Dornan, on the difficulties of playing a serial killer in the TV show

The Fall ‘We’re on to nothing with those people if they don’t have an ability to boil a carrot.’

Dr Ciara Kelly, the in-house GP on Operation Transformation, issues a stark warning about the nation’s

dangerous food trends ‘People who murder get treated better than this. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day.’

TOWIE star Gemma Collins, quitting I’m a Celebrity after three days