Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘Bejaysus,to go back to I wish face I what didn’tI have have to face.’

Washington Enda about Kenny, the joking difficulties while ofin

forming a new government ‘Sinn Fein will not sit at the back of the bus for anyone.’

Gerry Adams, comparing himself to Rosa Parks after being refused entry to the White House for St

Patrick’s Day celebrations ‘It’s like I have died and gone to heaven. It is like an out-of-body experience.’

Michael O’Leary, Ryanair boss, after his horse Don Cossack won the Gold Cup at Cheltenham on Friday ‘I don’t want to be known as the idiot who urinated in a pint glass.’

Footballer Samir Carruthers, who was caught relieving himself into a glass at the Cheltenham Festival and now known as the idiot who

urinated in a pint glass ‘I may have to just staple some pea shoots to my lapel and keep moving quickly so no one will notice.’ Maia Dunphy, TV presenter,

struggling with shamrock availability in London on St

Patrick’s Day ‘If stageI knew and I all was over going the to newsbe on I’d have worn a better top.’

Natalieto the stage King, of who the wasO2 in invited Londonon by singer Adele after her boyfriend

proposed during a song Even minutes before he slipped into that sleep, he was smiling at me and joking and singing me Beatles songs.’

Debbie McGee, wife of Paul Daniels, describes the last moments of the magician, who died of cancer

this week ‘I got started when I was three or four with a Paul Daniels magic set. I have his books in the house still.’

Keith Barry, illusionist, pays tribute to the man who inspired his career