Kylie will always be unlucky in love – unless she gets real

Forty-eight years old and with a string of broken romances behind her, Kylie Minogue hardly needs lessons in love. But here goes anyway. if she won’t date anyone over 30 then she has to perfect the love ’em and leave ’em style of courtship that serves men – and Madonna – so well.

Kylie got engaged to actor Joshua Sasse, both pictured, within six months, moved him into her home and now has thrown him out because she suspects he’s seeing a younger actress. Well, colour us surprised.

She flouted all the rules of dating toyboys and has a broken heart to show for it. When she will ever learn?