Quotes OF THE WEEK
‘This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine.’ Donald Trump, at his chaotic press briefing
‘Until an hour ago the scariest thing I’d ever watched was Psycho.’ JK Rowling, after Donald Trump’s press conference
‘DC journalists could really do the world a service by replacing questions with saying “Please don’t kill us all” over and over.’ Tara Flynn, comedian, on the
Trump press conference
‘I guess it will give the birds somewhere to sit.’ AP McCoy, legendary jockey, on the news that a statue of him is to be unveiled on the opening day of the Cheltenham Festival
‘Just got a Valentine’s email promoting “3 for 2 on all knickers”. Not sure what they think I’m planning tomorrow.’ Maia Dunphy, TV presenter,
tweeting on February 13
‘It has nothing to do with dancing.’ Des Bishop, comedian, bitter after being voted off Dancing With The Stars
‘This is not the time for retreat, indifference or despair but the time to rise up in defence of what we believe.’ Tony Blair, urging Remainers to fight to keep Britain in the EU
‘I went out for a croissant and came back having bought an apartment.’ Celia Imrie, actress, recalls how she fell in love with the French city Nice on her first visit