Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘They did find little skeletons, they did find a large amount of them and they are all from the mother-and-baby home I Tuam. I feel totally vindicated.’ Catherine Corless, local historian who was central in bringing the

Tuam scandal to light

‘So PWC messed up the Oscars. The Academy has ordered a multibillion dollar probe and report. As is tradition, it’ll be carried out by PWC. Oliver Callan, comedian

‘If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, but then stops quacking for an hour, it’s being pretty presidential and is not a duck.’ Stephen Colbert, US comedian, reacting to Donald Trump’s surprisingly dignified address to Congress during the week

‘Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t voluntarily leaving The Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings.’ Donald Trump, back to being

unpresidential on Twitter

‘At first it’s a bit weird when you open the glove box and there is a gun there.’ Samantha Mumba, singer and actress, on how she is adjusting to living in Los Angeles and now has her own gun

‘If my mother knew I was talking about sex live on TV she would turn over in her grave.’ Gloria Hunniford, TV presenter, on her new role as a panellist on TV show Loose Women

‘Been there, done that.’ Buzz Aldrin, astronaut, reacting to tycoon Elon Musk’s mission to send tourists around the Moon.

‘They are taking respectful, loving space at this time.’ Katy Perry’s aides, using a bizarre phrase to reveal that the pop star has split from actor Orlando Bloom