FRUMPY FIFTIES

GROOMING

My hair? Well, it was washed by me probably as recently as three days ago. Make-up? Ha! Not this time.

CLOTHES

These jeans have served me well... I bought them ten years ago from Citizens of Humanity. They cost £120. This old sweater is from Crumpet Cashmere, a brand favoured by Mary Berry! It cost £80.

SHOES

Forget heels... these are my comfy old Adidas trainers. They cost me £40.