➤➤ DESPITE

fears our blasphemy laws would turn us into a laughing stock Stephen Fry, below, will not be charged with blasphemy.

Nor will Richard Dawkins, right, who is due here soon to deliver another sneering lecture on the folly of religious faith. They may be off the hook on blasphemy but are guilty of pompous, opinionated arrogance and, in my book, are both compelling advertisements for going back to the Church.