Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘‘Theresa’s caught between the devil and the DUP.’ Twitter user Emily Mackay, on Theresa May’s position after a disastrous general election ‘Possibly their worst general election campaign since before the war. By which I mean the First World War.’ Ian Martin, journalist, on the

Conservative Party ‘I keep hearing on the news that Ireland has its first openly gay teashop. Happy for them, but Brighton has had at least seven since the Sixties.’ Stephen Fry, on Twitter ‘There will be more disappointments than appointments.’ Leo Varadkar, on his planned Cabinet reshuffle once he becomes Taoiseach ‘Ella, Alexander and Amal are all healthy, happy and doing fine. George is sedated and should recover in a few days.’ Spokesman for George Clooney, pictured, jokes after the Hollywood star’s wife Amal gave birth to twins And bear in mind that it’s not what you get in the Leaving Cert that matters in life. It’s what school you went to. Ross O’Carroll-Kelly, with an inspirational message for exam students Trump wakes up every morning and says: “Today I’ll act like a president.” But then his thumbs say: “Oh, no, you won’t.” Conan O’Brien, US comedian and talkshow host, on the US president’s incessant tweeting ‘I’m not a woman so I don’t have bad days.’ Vladimir Putin, Russian president, claims women go through more ‘natural cycles’ than men and that makes them emotional