HOOKED ON PAMELA

GeorGe Hook is a man of unhealthy obsessions – and chief among them is Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson.

Since 2009, the rugby pundit-turned-broadcaster, has left no one following him on Twitter in any doubt as to his affections for the busty blonde.

His first tweet, on what fast became a running joke, promised ‘to upload me and Pamela Anderson’. What that meant is thankfully lost to the ages.

In August 2010, he tweeted: ‘Just been speaking about favourite travelling companions – number 1 on my list is Pamela Anderson with kathryn Thomas in 2nd place!’

That November. when engaging with a follower over the concept of the futility of having 50 virgins in the next life, Hook opined: ‘I want 50 Pamela Andersons.’

During Lent in 2012, he informed his followers: ‘For Lent I am off looking at Pamela Anderson.’

Then the following November, he asked for pictures of Pam’s new haircut, and said that he hated it. After a medical procedure, George apologised to Ms Anderson for not being able to make love to her. ‘Sadly no further news on eD. The epidural has left me no feeling below the waist. Sorry Pam.’

on July 1, 2015, Mr Hook marked Pamela’s birthday with: ‘Her bra size and her age are now the same.’

He followed this up with: ‘Dolly Parton’s breasts are bigger than Pamela Anderson’s – confirmed by G Hook on personal investigation.’

And to cap the collection of worrying communications, he told radio host Michael Graham that he missed the Superbowl because he ‘Went to bed early with my Pamela Anderson collection’.