Prophets of doom get it all wrong

A MYSTERIOUS planet that doomsayers predicted would crash into the Earth yesterday, destroying all life... didn’t.

Conspiracy theorists had said Nibiru was hurtling towards us but Nasa was covering it up.

Self-proclaimed ‘Christian numerologist’ David Meade claimed the collision had been predicted in the Bible, but yesterday backtracked: ‘The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending.’