Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘Will there be any planes attached to those seats?’ One Twitter response, as Ryanair advertises a ‘one-million seat mega sale’ – just hours after axeing 18,000 flights this winter ‘On this show I am looking for dancing dogs but also maybe a dancing nun or a singing priest.’ Louis Walsh, indicating that TV3’s new show Ireland’s Got Talent won’t be too highbrow ‘This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.’ Donald Trump, explaining Puerto Rico in a speech about hurricane relief efforts ‘I thought, “I’ve just let everybody down. I’ve let my country down, I’ve let the world down.”’ Hillary Clinton, on losing the

election to Donald Trump ‘They all have real jobs. One sister is a scientist and one of my brothers is a garda.’ Caitriona Balfe, actress and star of Outlander, on being one of seven children ‘One in eight women get breast cancer. Today I’m the one.’ Julia Louis-Dreyfus, star of TV comedies Veep and Seinfeld, reveals she has cancer ‘Much of my life has been like an adolescent dream of an adult life.’ Hugh Hefner, creator of Playboy magazine, who died this week aged 91