Yes, they will all fly Ryanair again

‘I’m never flying Ryanair again!’ How often have we heard it before? It’s laughable!

Keyboard warriors everywhere and indignant champions of pilots’ rights are bleating for the last few weeks. Customers are calling for boycotts. We haven’t seen as much indignation since Garth Brooks pulled out of Croker.

Mr O’ Leary, however, will always be able to rely on his secret weapon. Price! I look forward to all the ‘I’m never flying Ryanair again’ types rocking in to Alicante, Faro and London for €16.99.

When they are listening to the on-time Ryanair Fanfare celebrating another early arrival, their indignation will be a distant memory as they stroll down the Ryanair stairs to start their holidays.

Gerard Corrigan, Castletroy, Limerick.