IS PAUL

Hollywood’s divorce after two decades ‘news’? I’d have been far more shocked if telly’s blueeyed baker boy had remained married, tbh. Anyway, 20 years is a decent stretch (as my husband commented on our 25th, ‘you get less for murder’). It is the era of conscious uncoupling, not the pity party when it comes to splitsville. Time for a Paul Hollywood commemorative ‘Unwedding Cake’ to be rolled out on the high street.