‘You’re the rudest person we ever met’
‘WE HAVE investigated fully and have found that you were the rudest person any of the team have ever encountered! Even the lady with you had to apologise for you being so disgracefully rude to the staff and for no reason!
Then you had the nerve to leave without paying! Which is now a matter for the gardaí. Now to your complaint! You’re giving out because of the price of lobster in December, so let’s break it down:
1. The lobster is clearly marked on the menu @ €10 per 100g. 2. You were shown the lobster. 3. You were given the weight. 4. You were given the price. You proceeded to order it but being clearly out of your budget you decided to share a lobster and have 1/2 each! You then go on to complain that it’s not enough to fill you! You’re a grown woman. If you don’t know how much you need to eat to fill yourself, how in God’s name do you expect us to know what it takes to ‘FILL’ you.
You then go on to complain about paying €4 for a bowl of hand-cut fries and a house salad! €2 each!! You think that’s expensive?
I could go on and on and rip apart your first and only review but to be honest you’re not worth the hassle! In this industry, you hear the legend of the nastiest person of the year and I’m delighted to let you know that for 2017 you’re the winner. Nobody has the right to be rude and nasty, but karma will play its role in all this. As mentioned above, we’ve taken this matter to the guards and given them an image of you from our CCTV for leaving without paying.’