The Irish Mail on Sunday

MAD WORLD 2... SPANKING STUPIDITY

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A BARRISTER is fired for having a naughty spanking sesh al desko (giving new meaning to the office ‘whip round’). Bonkers. Both willing parties were adults. All this proves is that what really, really turns lawyers on is the law. Robert Jones, 40, and the junior spankee had emailed each other written formal ‘sexual contracts’. Jones is even grimly suing his former firm, Lexlaw for, among other things, unfair dismissal. More like 50 shades of vanilla, m’lud.

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