BANKRUPT

Boris Becker has declared himself a diplomat for a small African country in a bid to stop creditors chasing him for millions. Six weeks ago the tennis legend became a ‘sporting, cultural and humanitarian affairs’ attaché for the Central African Republic and gained diplomatic immunity from legal actions. Well played Boris – a bit late perhaps for the slew of bankrupts created by our financial crisis but it might inspire former developer Sean Dunne to polish up his diplomatic skills and pass around the Ferrero Rocher.