THIS WEEK, I’M WATCHING...

Love Island: The Live Final Monday, 3e, 9pm

Hopefully, all human interaction will return to normal as the ratings juggernaut reaches its conclusion. Of course I haven’t watched it myself but, er, Jack and Dani for the win!

The Game Monday, RTÉ One, 9.35pm

I was about as useful with a hurl as a handbrake on a canoe, so I look forward to epic displays of skill in this documentary, left, about the history of our greatest sport.

Searching For Shergar Tuesday, RTÉ One, 9.35pm

Alison Millar goes in search of the truth behind the 1983 abduction in Kildare, of our most famous horse. He’s probably living happily somewhere with Lord Lucan and Elvis.