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star Stormy Daniels is auditioning for the lead female role in a courtroom drama where she will confront President Trump who she says paid her off to keep a sexual affair secret.

Last week Ms Daniels (real name Stephanie Clifford) was spending her nights in a New York hotel that has seen better days.

Craftiness and toughness are essential for success in her chosen career – not characteristics you’d expect from a showjumping champion. When she meets Irish folk socially, Stormy slips into My Little Pony mode and waxes lyrical about the Cooley Stud in Co. Wicklow.

Her current champion mount, Cooley Renaissance Man is a gelding and she hopes to visit Wicklow to purchase more horsepower – funded by a settlement from President Trump.