Easy for THIS new Congress superstar to just wash and go

US DEMOCRAT hopes are pinned on new arrival Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who, at 29, is the youngest woman ever elected to Congress.

The cocktail waitress of firm socialist principles adopted a no-nonsense approach during the mid-term elections. ‘If it looks like I’m tired, I am. If it looks like I have no make-up on, I don’t. If this is the fifth time you’ve seen me in this dress, deal with it,’ she said.

Perhaps Alexandria’s lack of vanity would be even more impressive if she wasn’t blessed with a face and body that would look great in a bin bag.