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underwhelmed by his wife Vogue Williams’s native Howth, Spencer Matthews, right, drew gasps from a recent Late Late audience saying: ‘I feel as though everyone from Howth thinks Howth is like the Holy Grail of the world and if you diss it in any kind of way, there’s like major issues.’ Wait until Spencer visits Greystones. He’ll be absolutely gobsmacked at how the locals crow about it as if it’s the Côte d’Azur.