QUOTES OF THE WEEK

‘Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, I’m begging of you, please don’t hesitate. Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, because once you’re dead, then that’s a bit too late.’

Dolly Parton sings to the tune of her hit Jolene while having her jab.

‘Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back.’

Taylor Swift after the Netflix comedy poked fun with the joke: ‘What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.’

‘It will put me in an early grave.’

Galway GP Dr Peter Sloane, after he had to scour Connemara for syringes to inoculate his patients.

‘There is no subject that’s off-limits.’

Oprah Winfrey tees up her interview with Harry and Meghan.

‘I had an amazing moment with her, very awkward but also very unbelievable. She really just made me find my light and by doing that we had to kneel on the floor.’

Rita Ora on the bizarre circumstances when she met Madonna.

‘A jar of Omega 3 vitamins fell on my head when I opened the cupboard. I sustained super fish oil injuries.’ One of the jokes that ‘amuse and confuse in equal measure’, according to a survey by TV channel Gold.

‘Twitter is one-third interesting posts, onethird tedious, puerile nonsense, and one-third abject hatred, malice and unpleasantness. Actor Alec Baldwin, who has quit the social media

platform.