EASTENDERS

THREE’S A CROWD

Even I can tell that the rubber baby in the hospital is unwell, and I’ve never had kids. The mystery is how Gray and Chelsea notice anything at all, let alone that the baby is straight off the Fisher Price reject pile. Most of their time is spent dealing with the many problems that arise in the hospital room (small wonder the baby did a runner and put in a replacement), not least Gray’s sidelong glances that make him look even more dodgy than if he had ‘Guilty, it was me wot dunnit’ tattooed across his forehead.

Now Kheerat (pictured, centre, with Chelsea and Gray) joins the throng, desperate to get into Gray’s good books, while working to bring him down. Chelsea is not happy to see him, especially when a nurse recognises him from the Chantelle time. Back at home, why is Gray in major SGM (Sidelong Glance Mode) again? For every one of his SGM moments, Bobby has an SITMD one. Staring Into The Middle Distance has become a big thing for Bobby, constantly caught like a rabbit in the headlights (or more like a rabbit stew; it’s that immobile). Stunned by the obvious racism around him, he’s in for more of it when he decides to propose to Dana.