EASTENDERS

■ HONEY TRAP?

What’s with the odd headgear at the market?

Jean looks like a victim of a marshmallow attack, Billy an extra from Steptoe & Son, and Honey a poor man’s Emily In Paris.

Having landed the job as the new market inspector, Honey insists she’s not open to bribes, which doesn’t stop Jean (pictured, left, with Billy and Honey) trying.

It’s all happening at the market, with Stacey landing a new spot with her food van venture. It goes wrong immediately when Kheerat gets food poisoning. They say love is a many splendoured thing, but at times it’s also downright weird. Kheerat’s experience only ignites a flame between the pair, and they’re soon exchanging longing looks. Hmmmm. I’ve had food poisoning, and it’s a thin line between a look of longing and one of desperation as you try to find the nearest bathroom. But after Kheerat pays for repairs to the van and plants a kiss on Stacey’s cheek, she’s smitten.

As Gray plots to do a runner before Tina’s body is discovered, Whitney heads to the police station to tell them Gray killed Chantelle. But how strong is the evidence? There’s a better chance of the killer dishwasher going down for manslaughter.

Mick is on the dating scene again, and Rocky encourages him to try boxing. Given the energy his frowning consumes, he’ll have none left for either activity.