Posh and wreck...

‘IN POOR structural condition due to wear resulting from age’ is not how you’d expect David Beckham to be described.

So you’ll be pleased to hear it doesn’t apply to him but to his £31.5m (€38m) townhouse in London’s super-posh Holland Park.

Becks, right with wife Victoria, has already pumped £8m (€9.5m) into renovating the Victorian villa, which has an indoor pool and wine cellar. But it still needs urgent repairs, with a raised terrace so close to collapse that it’s been sealed off.