QUOTES ‘I’ve never seen a more cack-handed portrayal of alcoholism… like Miranda goign to the bar

‘I’ve never seen a more cack-handed portrayal of alcoholism… like Miranda going to the bar at 11am?

Author Marian Keyes, pictured, on Sex And The City spin-off series And Just Like That.

‘That is a price I’m willing to pay.’

Novak Djokovic, when asked if he was willing to miss the chance to become the greatest player in history rather than be forced to take a Covid jab. ‘There’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it – there are

1.3billion people in China and they all want a Buick.’ Satirist P.J. O’Rourke, who died this week aged 74, gives his take on climate change in his bestseller Don’t Vote, It Just Encourages The Bastards.

‘He flew off to Ukraine – or if you’re watching on catch-up TV, he flew off to southwest Russia.’ Graham Norton’s joke about Boris Johnson’s trip to Kiev that sparked complaints to the BBC.

‘Thank you for our compensation. Before I bank the cheque, however, are you 100% certain you can afford this?’

Twitter user, after he got a cheque for, wait for it, £2,324,252,080,110 from his energy supplier as compensation for a powercut during Storm Arwen.