QUOTES OF THE WEEK

‘Wow! Wow! Will Smith just smacked the s*** out of me.’

Comedian Chris Rock who was slapped by the actor at the Oscars after making a joke about Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett Smith.

‘I would not have made a joke about his wife’s hair. I would have made a joke about her boyfriend.’

Ricky Gervais quips about the Will Smith

slap at the Oscars.

‘After being told you’re a better cure for insomnia than warm milk, I’m amazed I ever got back in front of the camera.’ Actress.Kristin. Scott.Thomas, left, recalls her disastrous 1986 film debut in Under The Cherry Moon, also starring Prince.

‘People who are under 55 and medically well, you don’t need to get a test, actually.’

Tánaiste Leo Varadkar

reveals that HSE guidelines no longer require those with Covid symptoms to antigen test… suggesting interest in keeping track of Covid rates has disappeared.

‘Are we dying?’

Roman Abramovich

after being poisoned with a chemical agent at the Ukraine-Russia peace talks.

‘Introverted egomaniac.’

Terry Wogan

describes himself in a recently unearthed 1980 interview.

‘Apparently, your ears and nose carry on growing. If that’s true, I am in massive trouble.’

Top model David Gandy fears for his good looks.