QUOTES OF THE WEEK

‘Really feel sorry for Ed Sheeran that a court case has proven that he is the person responsible for his songs.’

Twitter user ‘Dave’.

‘Because for them, hunger is also a weapon, a weapon against us ordinary people as an instrument of domination.’

Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky, chooses his words carefully in his address to the Dáil this week.

‘On Instagram, any old pervert can privately send you something that should be illegal.’

Rachel Riley, pictured, hits out at the failure of social-media giants to halt the vile abuse that she regularly receives.

‘#ByeByeChanel.’

Hashtag used by Russian models who have posted videos of them cutting up their handbags after the fashion firm pulled out of the country.

‘I like playing dead – it’s restful and you don’t have to learn lines.’

John Cleese, who is playing a corpse as he shoots Roman Polanski’s forthcoming film, The Palace

‘I want to be buried at sea… I’ll be in a nice white nightie and they wrap you in a balsa wood coffin and weight it.’

EastEnders star June Brown, who has died aged 95, reveals her funeral wishes in a 2013 interview. ‘Archetypes.’

The word Prince Harry and Meghan use as their podcast title and are trying to trademark – despite it being around for about 500 years.