THIS WEEK, I’M WATCHING...

Secrets From The Middle Aisle

Monday, RTÉ One, 9.35pm

Admit it – we’ve all been seduced by a fishing rod that’s also an FM radio and a torch! This fun programme looks at the allure of the special offers in Lidl and Aldi.

Derry Girls

Tuesday, Channel 4, 9.15pm

At last – it’s back! Sadly, this is the last series, but at least we have six more visits to our favourite girls and one boy (left), in the finest comedy of the century to date.

Romeo & Duet

Saturday, UTV, 7pm

This sounds so bad it might actually be good, as contestants who are single are serenaded by potential partners. The ubiquitous Oti Mabuse is on hand to ensure the course of true love runs smooth.