PS MARIAN KEYES OFFERS SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE TO TEAM VARDY!

Look, I know nottin about nottin BUT

Vardy should knock off the killer heels and dark tailoring and lean into coral-coloured cardis and midi denim skirts from Boden.

See, there’s Coleen being Jus’ Folks in her Zara gúna and statement... boot? *Adjusts glasses* *Peers more closely* with her Sister George Michael style leg injury, Coleen is winning in the court of public opinion.

My advice to Vardy is to acquire a small injury this evening.

I have a LAW DEGREE, I know what I’m talking about...

Oh dear me, NO! NO, Rebekah, NO! Worst outfit so far! LOSE the dark glasses and severe bun and give us anxious eyes peering up from under a relatable fringe.

And this brass-buttoned blazer? The knitted dress? The colour-coordinated shoes? Full on MOTHER OF

THE BRIDE.

And there’s Coleen looking positively ADORBS in her funky jumpsuit with its cute puffy sleeves. Not to mention the Sister Michael injured foot thing

Yeah, I’m obsessed. I’m not even sorry. So Coleen’s adorable jumpsuit is by Isabel Marant. And Rebekahs ganky dress is by CHANEL

I’m visualising the Vardy ‘war-room’ where the details of each day’s look were hammered out. Imo, they got it SO WRONG

Right! I’ve thought about this long and hard. I am ‘reaching out’ to Rebekah Var to take her to John Lewis’s after court today, to purchase cosy cardis, a chambray skirt an yes! - a pair of low-wedged ESPADRILLES. I will cut fringe myself and DANCE on the dark glasses. We c STILL turn this thing around, Rebekah, we can still this!* As I already suggested, a small injury would dividends. And perhaps we could hire a woman to show up at court tomorrow as ‘a supportive friend’