QUOTES OF THE WEEK

‘The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine.’

George W Bush pictured, makes the world’s biggest Freudian slip at a speech in Texas. He then blamed the blunder on his age, muttering ‘I’m 75’, as his audience burst into laughter.

‘It’s an oldfashioned attitude, wanting to be thin. I think women today want to look healthy and curvy.’

Victoria Beckham, – well known for her self-restraint – as she launches a new fashion range aimed at curvier women.

I’m sat here under oath. I 100% spoke to Mr Vardy on the situation. If he wants to relay that back to his wife, that’s entirely his business.’ Wayne Rooney tells the Wagatha Christie libel trial that he spoke to his England team mate (Rebekah Vardy’s husband) Jamie Vardy during Euro 2016 about his wife’s media work.

‘Wayne is talking nonsense. He must be confused.’

Jamie Vardy, not under oath, in a statement outside court following Mr Rooney’s evidence.

‘Now it’s out, and people know. Now I can just live my life how I want to. And you know what? It’s been incredible.’

Jake Daniels, the 17-year-old Blackpool FC forward who has come out as gay – the first professional football player to do so since Justin Fashanu in 1990.