The doc will see you now...

All three UK soaps now feature GP surgeries, but who would you like as your doctor? EastEnders’ Dr Gupta, who doesn’t seem to have noticed her own husband has disappeared? Emmerdale’s Dr Cavanagh or Dr Sharma, who’ll blab your private details all over the village? Or Corrie’s Dr Gaddas and her endless pamphlets? At least you’ll get a same-day appointment with Dr Gaddas’s drop-in service. Now that really does require suspension of reality…