THIS WEEK, I’M WATCHING...

I’m A Celebrity

Tonight, VM1/UTV, 9pm … Get Me Out Of Here will surely be what former Tory health minister Matt Hancock, left, will be screaming when he becomes a public target for all the trials. I, for one, can’t wait!

Home Grown

Monday, RTÉ One, 8pm As someone who can kill plants just by looking at them, I’ll welcome tips from Kitty Scully and Colm O’Driscoll as they give the lowdown on the very best GIY horticulture in Ireland.

Festival Of Remembrance

Saturday, BBC1, 9pm The Royal British Legion commemoration comes live from London’s Royal Albert Hall. It’s not to everyone’s taste, but my great-grandfather died in France in World War I, so I always watch.