Raising a glass on board HMS Wag

ENGLAND’S World Cup WAGs are going to be housed on a luxury cruise liner off Doha. On board, they will be outside the alcohol restrictions of Qatar and able to sample the joys of the billion-pound HMS Wag, including an 11-storey indoor slide. At the same time, the British home office is considering such housing for migrants arriving on the south coast. There will be no indoor slides in the old cruise ships officials are eyeing up, which will rock around on the challenging winter tides. I know where I’d rather be billeted.