• PATTIE BOYD

might have a job shifting full-priced copies of her book, My Life In Pictures – at least one of her chums hopes to get it cheap online. She said that one of her girlfriends at the launch party was heard saying: ‘Don’t get it here. It’s cheaper on Amazon!’ Pattie, 78, ex-wife of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, didn’t name the penny-pincher, saying: ‘She obviously didn’t know it’d get back to me!’