Funeral notice of the week
Funeral Notice of the Week: That’d be the one Football Italia spotted following the death of a 77-year-old man by the name of Mario Stefanini in the Tuscan village of Fornaci di Barga.
“Mario Stefanini, ‘Il Doro’, aged 77. His children and family announce the sad news. The funeral will be on Saturday at the Loppia cemetery. In lieu of flowers, please send CR7 goals.”
The mourners clearly paid heed to the family’s request – Cristiano Ronaldo made it six goals in as many Serie A games on Saturday when Juventus beat SPAL. Mario can rest in peace.