Best wishes of the week
The ones offered by Hartlepool Sunday League side Nursery Inn FC to their defender Lewis Keers after he left the club for pastures new. And where are these new pastures? Eh, behind bars.
“As a club we’d like to wish Lewis Keers all the best as he parts ways with the Nursery Inn. The young CB has been sentenced to 18 months in a youth offenders institution for attempted robbery. We wish him all the best and hope he comes out less of a **** ing idiot.”