That would be Moroccan international Oussama Tannane’s temporary switch from Saint Etienne to Las Palmas.
In his two months with the club he had three managers, got in to a bust-up with a team-mate, got fined for being late to a team dinner, was dropped from the squad and, then, told to go back to Saint Etienne. As loan moves go, it wasn’t up there with the best.
Still, how could Tannane have resisted a move to the Canary Islands? Hold it.
“I should never have gone to Las Palmas. When I said yes I didn’t even know that the team was on an island.”