Satellite

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6.10 Teleshopping 8.10 Midday 9.05 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin 10.00 Ireland AM 1.00 FYI Newsbyte 1.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show US 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show 5.00 Friends 6.00 FYI 6.30 Xposé 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Cold Case 10.00 Crime in Mind: Mystery in Moone – Jo Jo Dullard. A woman who disappeared in 1995. 11.00 All New: The Cleveland Show. A storm hits Stoolbend. 11.30 All New: Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits. Outrageous highlights from the magazine show. 12.00 Family Guy 12.30 Conan 1.25-2.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Sky1

6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7.00 Oops TV 8.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 House 12.00 UK Border Force 1.00 The Chicago Code 3.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Futurama 6.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut. Unseen footage from the competition. 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life. A horse breeder who weighs 34st. 9.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime. Following police officers in Lincolnshire. 10.00 Road Wars. Dog handler Darryl gets a nasty surprise. 11.00 Mad Dogs. Previously unmentioned vendettas rise to the surface. Last in the series. 12.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 1.00 Customs 1.502.40 Cop Squad

GOLD

6.00 Sykes 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 8.00 2point4 Children 8.40 Sykes 9.20 The Liver Birds 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.20 2point4 Children 12.00 As Time Goes By 2.00 Open All Hours 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 dinnerladies 8.00 Les Dawson’s Finest Hour. Tribute to the comedian. 9.00 The Office. Part two of two. 10.10 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.25 The Young Ones 12.55-2.00 The Office

Sky Living

6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Criminal Minds 8.00 Pushy & Proud: Diet Crazy Mums 9.00 Bigger than Britney 10.00 Criminal Minds. The team investigates the disappearance of a girl. 11.00 Bones. Guest starring Cyndi Lauper. 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.502.40 Maury

Sky Atlantic

6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Love/lust and Street Eats 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Love/lust and Street Eats 2.00 ER 4.00 Love/lust and the Sex Symbol 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 The Devil’s Dinner Party. Psychological game show. 9.00 The Sopranos. Tony’s housing development funds scam hangs in the balance. Crime drama, starring James Gandolfini, Lorraine Bracco and Vincent Curatola. 10.05 Cloudstreet. The Pickles family grows irritated with how the Lambs treat the house. 11.25 Big Love. Bill asks Barb to divorce him. 12.40 The Devil’s Dinner Party 1.40-2.45 The Sopranos

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 More Industrial Revelations 9.00 Ice Pilots 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00 Monsters Resurrected 1.00 Future Weapons 2.00 Hitler’s Generals 3.00 World War Two in HD Colour 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Ice Pilots 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Part two of two. Surviving in Panamanian jungles. 7.00 Mythbusters. A skydiver’s improbable landing on a playground see-saw. 8.00 Whale Wars. The Sea Shepherds embark on a new campaign. 9.00 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior. Mikey and Paul Jr head to Louisiana. 10.00 Carfellas 11.00 Deadliest Catch. The fleet is plunged into crisis. 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-2.00 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior

National Geographic

8.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 9.00 The Truth Behind 10.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots 11.00 History’s Toughest Prisons 12.00 Sea Patrol UK 1.00 Killing Hitler 2.00 Rome’s Greatest Battles 3.00 Expedition Apocalypse 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 9/11 Conspiracies 6.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots. The pilots are busy during Sitka’s local herring run. 7.00 Elizabeth I: The Secret Life. A look at the monarch’s life. 8.00 Lost Tomb of Genghis Khan. Engineer and explorer Albert Lin searches for the Mongol leader’s burial site. 9.00 Roman Murder Mystery. An examination of a Roman outpost near Hadrian’s Wall. 10.00 The Real Hurt Locker. The work of bomb disposal teams. 11.00 9/11 Conspiracies 12.00 Lost Tomb of Genghis Khan 1.002.00 Roman Murder Mystery