Satellite
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6.10 Teleshopping 8.10 Midday 9.05 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin 10.00 Ireland AM 1.00 FYI Newsbyte 1.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show US 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show 5.00 Friends 6.00 FYI 6.30 Xposé 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Cold Case 10.00 The Graham Norton Show: The Madonna Special 11.00 Bob’s Burgers 11.30 All New: Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits. Outrageous highlights from the magazine show. 12.00 Family Guy 12.30 Conan 1.252.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Sky1
6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7.00 Oops TV 8.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 House 12.00 UK Border Force 1.00 The Chicago Code 2.00 Lie to Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Futurama 6.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut. Unseen footage from the competition. 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Hawaii Five-0. The team reinvestigates the death of a Navy Seal member. 9.00 CHOICE Mad Dogs. Psychological thriller, starring Max Beesley. 10.00 Stella. The single mum struggles to come to terms with her daughter’s relationship. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Sam goes undercover as a bomb specialist. 12.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 1.00 Customs 1.50-2.40 Cop Squad
GOLD
6.00 Sykes 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 8.00 2point4 Children 8.40 Sykes 9.20 The Liver Birds 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.20 2point4 Children 12.00 Last of the Summer Wine 2.00 dinnerladies 4.00 Keeping Up Appearances 6.00 Only Fools and Horses 8.00 Rock & Chips. Only Fools and Horses prequel. Del finds himself engaged to two girlfriends at once. 9.20 Harry Enfield and Chums. Comedy sketches. 10.00 Blackadder the Third. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. 10.40 The Black Adder 11.25 Blackadder II 12.00 Rock & Chips 1.20-2.00 Harry Enfield and Chums
Sky Living
6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Criminal Minds 8.00 The 45 Stone Virgin 9.00 The Biggest Loser. Anna Kournikova gives the group a tennis lesson. 10.00 Unforgettable. Carrie reaches out to the traumatised son of a murdered couple. 11.00 Bones. The team investigates a secret operative’s murder. 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00-2.40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Sky Atlantic
6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Love/lust and the Sex Symbol 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Love/lust and the Sex Symbol 2.00 ER 4.00 Love/lust and the Social Network 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 Inside the Actors Studio 9.00 FILM: You Don’t Know Jack (2010) Fact-based drama, starring Al Pacino. 11.40 Six Feet Under. Ruth meets George’s daughter. 12.55-2.10 Angels in America
Discovery
6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 More Industrial Revelations 9.00 Ice Pilots 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 The True Story 12.00 What’s America Worth? 1.00 Future Weapons 2.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 3.00 World War Two in HD Colour 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Ice Pilots 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test more claims in Alaska. 8.00 Wheeler Dealers. Mike Brewer searches for a Dodge Charger to restore. 9.00 Ice Pilots. Audrey escorts a team of dog mushers to the Arctic Winter Games. 10.00 Fred and Rose: The West Murders. How the couple fooled the authorities. 11.00 Deadliest Catch. Two fishermen neglect their duties while vying for the position of captain. 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-2.00 Ice Pilots
National Geographic
8.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 9.00 The Truth Behind 10.00 Legend of the Holy Spear 11.00 Megastructures 12.00 Sea Patrol UK 1.00 The Escape Factory 2.00 Elizabeth I: The Secret Life 3.00 Death of the Earth 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 Seconds from Disaster 6.00 Roman Murder Mystery. An examination of a Roman outpost near Hadrian’s Wall. 7.00 Murdered Saints Mystery. Examining the remains of saints Chrysanthus and Daria. 8.00 Car Warriors. The teams compete to create two American pick-up trucks. 9.00 Megafactories. Behind the scenes of the Lamborghini factory near Bologna. 10.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots. The pilots are busy during Sitka’s local herring run. 11.00 Seconds from Disaster 12.00 Car Warriors 1.00-2.00 The Indestructibles