Satellite

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6.10 Teleshopping 8.05 Midday 9.05 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin 10.00 Ireland AM 1.00 FYI Newsbyte 1.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show US 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show 5.00 Friends 6.00 FYI 6.30 Xposé 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Cold Case 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 American Dad! 11.00 The Cleveland Show. A storm hits Stoolbend. 11.30 Bob’s Burgers 12.00 All New: Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 12.30 Conan 1.25-2.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Sky1

6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7.00 Oops TV 8.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 House 12.00 UK Border Force 1.00 Lie to Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Futurama 6.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Stella. The people of Pontyberry attend a rugby legend’s funeral. 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2. Karl Pilkington visits a desert island. 11.00 A League of Their Own. With Lee Mack, Frank Lampard and Gabby Logan. 12.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 1.00 UK Border Force 1.50-2.40 Customs

GOLD

6.00 Sykes 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 8.00 2point4 Children 8.40 Sykes 9.20 The Liver Birds 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.20 2point4 Children 12.00 Keeping Up Appearances 2.00 The Green Green Grass 4.00 Only Fools and Horses 6.00 Blackadder the Third. Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. 6.40 The Black Adder. Edmund meets an eligible princess. 7.25 Blackadder II. Edmund is appointed Lord High Executioner. 8.00 The Green Green Grass 10.00 The Royle Family 11.20 Early Doors. Liam plans a surprise for Melanie. 12.00 The Thick of It Special: Spinners and Losers 1.20-2.00 Murder Most Horrid

Sky Living

6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. TV cameras follow the CSIS as they investigate a rape. 7.00 Criminal Minds. A serial killer targets families in the Midwest. 8.00 Bigger than Britney. Three women try to win a Britney Spears lookalike contract. 9.00 Criminal Minds. A killer strikes during a pre-halloween celebration. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A respected philanthropist is attacked in her home. 11.00 Bones. The remains of an Amish pianist are found. 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.50-2.40 Maury

Sky Atlantic

6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Love/lust and the Social Network 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Love/lust and the Social Network 2.00 ER 4.00 Love/lust and the Paranormal 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. The culture and cuisine of Nicaragua. 9.00 Big Love. Bill fears the Church is stirring up a campaign against him. 10.15 The Wire. The detail raids D’angelo’s crew at Franklin Terrace. 11.30 Treme. Albert makes an upsetting discovery. 12.45 The Sopranos 1.50-3.05 Big Love

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 Chris Barrie’s Massive Engines 9.00 Ice Pilots 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Swords: Life on the Line 12.00 Ice Pilots 1.00 Future Weapons 2.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 3.00 World War Two in HD Colour 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Ice Pilots 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. How to survive on an island. 9.00 One Man Army 10.00 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior. Mikey and Paul Jr head to Louisiana. 11.00 Deadliest Catch. News of Captain Phil’s death reaches the fleet. 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-2.00 One Man Army

National Geographic

8.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 9.00 The Truth Behind 10.00 Car Warriors 11.00 Megashredding: Planes, Trains & Cars 12.00 Sea Patrol UK 1.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots 2.00 Medieval Fightbook 3.00 Grand Canyon Mystery 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 George W. Bush: The 9/11 Interview 6.00 Car Warriors 7.00 Catacombs of Palermo. Scientists try to find the secret formula to preserve mummies. 8.00 How Hard Can It Be?. Three mechanics try to build an ocean rover. 9.00 2012: The Final Prophecy. Mayan prophecies that the world will end in 2012. 10.00 Roman Murder Mystery. An examination of a Roman outpost near Hadrian’s Wall. 11.00 George W. Bush: The 9/11 Interview 12.00 How Hard Can It Be? 1.00-2.00 Hunt for Aliens