Satellite

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6.05 Teleshopping 8.05 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Friday Night Lights 10.00 The New Adventures of Old Christine 11.00 That 70s Show 12.00 The King of Queens 1.00 Uploaded: Bytesize 1.10 The Steve Wilkos Show 3.00 All New: American Idol 5.45 Uploaded: Bytesize 6.00 Friends 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 All New: The Middle 8.30 All New: Modern Family 9.00 All New: The Graham Norton Show. The host is joined by actor and director Kenneth Branagh, Scrubs and Garden State star Zach Braff and comedian Frank Skinner. 10.00 All New: Tallafornia. Reality series set in the town of Tallaght in Co Dublin, following the lives of an eclectic bunch of residents. 10.40 A Girl’s Guide to 21st Century Sex. Dr Catherine Hood explores a technique used to delay orgasm, discusses the G-spot, and explains the hidden pleasures of love-making during pregnancy. 11.25 Sex Tips for Girls. What women really want in bed. 11.55 Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 12.30-3.05 FILM: Clockers (1995)

Sky1

6.00 Dog Squad 7.00 Vet Adventures 8.00 A League of Their Own 9.00 WWE Superstars 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00 35mm 12.30 Harry Potter: The Magic Lives On 1.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut 3.30 Futurama 4.00 Lion Man 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 FILM: Men of Honor (2000) Fact-based drama, with Cuba Gooding Jr. 11.25 Cop Squad. The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. 12.25 1,000 Ways to Die 1.25-2.20 Caprica

GOLD

6.00 Victoria Wood 7.30 Sykes 8.00 One Foot in the Grave 12.00 The Good Life 2.00 One Foot in the Grave 6.00 As Time Goes By. The couple visit Paris. 6.40 The Brittas Empire. Gordon receives a mysterious package. 7.20 Only Fools and Horses. The Trotters go on holiday. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley. Featuring a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue. 8.40 Blackadder II. Edmund embarks on a voyage around the world. 9.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina, Patsy and Saffy go to Morocco. 10.00 Outnumbered. Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport. 10.40 Absolutely Fabulous. The Monsoons visit Paris. 11.20 Men Behaving Badly. Deborah gets passionate with Tony. 12.00 Bottom 12.40 The Comic Strip Presents 1.20-2.30 Absolutely Fabulous

Sky Living

7.00 Maury 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 The Biggest Loser US 12.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 1.00 Pushy & Proud: Diet Crazy Mums 2.00 The Biggest Loser 3.00 America’s Next Top Model: All-stars 4.00 Bigger than Britney 5.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Supersize Kids: Under the Knife 8.00 The Biggest Loser 9.00 Fat Families. Weight-loss expert Steve Miller meets overweight cousins AJ Middleton and Charlie Jones who, embarrassed by their size, rarely leave the house to socialise. 10.00 CSI: Miami. The team tries to discover how three volleyball players came to die of electrocution while competing in a beach tournament. Drama, guest starring Cheryl Ladd and Tia Carrere. 11.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Bigger than Britney 1.50-3.30 The Biggest Loser US

Sky Atlantic

11.00 Love/lust and Street Eats 12.00 Love/lust and the Sex Symbol 1.00 Love/ Lust and the Social Network 2.00 Love/lust and the Paranormal 3.00 ER 8.00 The Devil’s Dinner Party. Psychological game show in which six strangers attend a dinner party at which they have to reveal secrets about themselves to remain at the table. 9.00 Cloudstreet 10.20 Enlightened 10.55 Hung 11.30 Weeds. Nancy, Silas and Andy start work in a hotel. 12.05 The Devil’s Dinner Party 1.05-3.15 FILM: Temple Grandin (2010)

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 Mythbusters 1.00 Mayday! Bering Sea 2.00 Swords: Life on the Line 3.00 Ice Pilots 4.00 Special Forces Heroes 5.00 How Do They Do It? 5.30 How It’s Made 6.00 One Man Army 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Jack the Ripper: Killer Revealed. Historian Mei Trow reveals his theory about the serial killer. 10.00 River Monsters. Jeremy Wade searches for the Iliamna Lake monster in Alaska. 11.00 The True Story 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-5.30 Mythbusters

National Geographic

8.00 Murdered Saints Mystery 9.00 Catacombs of Palermo 10.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 Seconds from Disaster 6.00 Inside 9/11 8.00 Air Crash Investigation 10.00 Drugs Incorporated. The underworld of hash production. 11.00 Banged Up Abroad. A couple who faced prison for being in a romantic relationship. 12.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots 1.00-2.00 Roman Murder Mystery