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6.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Friday Night Lights 10.00 The New Adventures of Old Christine 11.00 That 70s Show 12.00 The King of Queens 1.00 Uploaded: Bytesize 1.10 The Steve Wilkos Show 3.00 Supernanny 4.00 Irish Celebrity Meltdowns – Pre Watershed Version 5.00 Friends 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Sam’s Town: Stories From the Dublin Dressing Room. A look back at Dublin’s All-ireland Senior Football Championship success, following the progress of Pat Gilroy’s men to their first triumph since 1995. 11.00 American Idol 1.50-3.40 FILM: Elmore Leonard’s Gold Coast (1997)

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Vet Adventures 8.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 9.00 Chris & Wes: Let’s Do This 10.00 WWE Superstars 11.00 WWE: Experience 12.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 3.00 Gadget Geeks 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 CHOICE Got to Dance: Auditions 8.00 Got to Dance. The judges invite some contenders to audition again, after failing to agree on the 30 dancers who will progress to the next stage of the competition. Presented by Davina Mccall. 8.30 The Simpsons. Bart decides to steal a kiss from his crush at school after taking advice from Grampa, but the plan backfires. With the guest voices of Angela Bassett and Sarah Silverman. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.00 Cop Squad. 12.00 Road Wars 1.00 Caprica 1.50-2.40 1,000 Ways to Die

GOLD

6.00 Victoria Wood 6.30 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 7.10 Sykes 7.45 Keeping Up Appearances 9.40 The Good Life 11.40 As Time Goes By 12.20 The Brittas Empire 1.00 Only Fools and Horses 1.40 The Vicar of Dibley 2.20 Blackadder II 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 5.00 Heroes of Comedy 7.05 Porridge. Fletch goes into hospital. 7.45 Blackadder the Third. The Prince Regent hires a pair of actors. 8.20 Outnumbered. Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport. 9.00 Gavin & Stacey. The day of the wedding arrives. 9.40 Men Behaving Badly. 10.20 Bottom. 11.00 A Bit of Fry and Laurie. 11.40 Hugh Dennis: Sitcom Does Families. 12.40 Men Behaving Badly 1.20-2.00 Bottom

Sky Living

6.00 Jerry Springer 7.00 Maury 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 The Biggest Loser US 11.00 Ghost Whisperer 12.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 Drop Dead Diva 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Pushy & Proud: Diet Crazy Mums. 8.00 Bigger than Britney. 9.00 America’s Next Top Model: All-stars. The girls are each assigned a word on which they should base their own brand, before being challenged to create a flavour of hotdog. With guest judge Ashlee Simpson. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Drop Dead Diva 1.50-2.40 Maury

Sky Atlantic

6.00 The X Files 8.00 ER 1.00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 2.00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Inside the Actors Studio. 9.00 Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm. Spoof documentary from 1999, following the Seinfeld writer as he tries to make a return to stand-up comedy. Featuring cameos from Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld. 10.20 Talking Funny. 11.25 Curb Your Enthusiasm 12.40 Big Love: Meet the Characters 1.00-3.35 FILM: You Don’t Know Jack (2010)

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 Mythbusters 1.00 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 2.00 One Man Army 3.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 4.00 How Do They Do It? 4.30 How It’s Made 5.00 How Do They Do It? 5.30 How It’s Made 6.00 Swords: Life on the Line. 7.00 Monsters Resurrected. Dave Salmoni investigates the bear dog. Last in the series. 8.00 I, Caveman. Part one of two. Ten volunteers try to live like humanity’s ancestors. 9.00 Apollo 13: The True Story. 10.00 The Falklands War. Part one of two. The story of the 1982 conflict. 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-5.30 Mythbusters

National Geographic

8.00 Pompeii Uncovered 10.00 Car Warriors 11.00 Roman Murder Mystery 12.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots 1.00 The Real Hurt Locker 2.00 2012: The Final Prophecy 3.00 Doomsday 2210? 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 6.00 Car Warriors. 7.00 Roman Murder Mystery. An examination of a Roman outpost near Hadrian’s Wall. 8.00 2012: The Final Prophecy. Mayan prophecies that the world will end in 2012. 9.00 American Doomsday. The country’s potential response to a nuclear attack. 10.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots. The pilots are busy during Sitka’s local herring run. 11.00 Drugs Incorporated. 12.00 Air Crash Investigation 1.00-2.00 The Indestructibles