Satellite

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6.15 Teleshopping 8.15 Midday 9.10 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin 10.00 Ireland AM 1.00 FYI Newsbyte 1.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show US 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show 5.00 Friends 6.00 FYI. Stories from home and around the world. 6.30 Xposé 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 CSI: Miami. Calleigh is involved in a car accident. 9.00 Cold Case. Rush reopens the case of a murdered tennis champion. 10.00 Ireland’s Dream Debs Revisited. Catching up with the girls one year on. 11.00 All New: Family Guy. Quagmire’s sister arrives in Quahog. 11.30 All New: Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits. Outrageous highlights from the magazine show. 12.00 Family Guy 12.30 Conan 1.252.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Sky1

6.00 Brainiac: History Abuse 7.00 Oops TV 8.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 House 12.00 UK Border Force 1.00 Lie to Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Futurama 6.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut. Unseen footage from the competition. 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Gadget Geeks. Self-powered water skis. 9.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life. A woman who wants to lose weight before her wedding. 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2. Karl Pilkington visits a desert island. 11.00 A League of Their Own. With Lee Mack, Frank Lampard and Gabby Logan. 12.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 1.00 My Holiday Hostage Hell 1.50-3.40 Fringe

GOLD

6.00 Sykes 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 8.00 2point4 Children 8.40 Sykes 9.20 The Liver Birds 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.20 2point4 Children 12.00 Heroes of Comedy 2.15 The Vicar of Dibley 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 One Foot in the Grave 8.10 The Vicar of Dibley 10.00 Outnumbered 11.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina and Patsy head for Provence. 12.00 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 12.40-2.00 Bottom

Sky Living

6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Criminal Minds 8.00 Bigger than Britney. Three women try to win a Britney Spears lookalike contract. 9.00 America’s Next Top Model: All-stars. Guest star Kristin Cavallari reveals the key to creating a successful brand. 10.00 Criminal Minds. A child’s body is found on a hiking trail in Pennsylvania. 11.00 Bones. Human remains are found. 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.502.40 Criminal Minds

Sky Atlantic

6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Love/lust and the Paranormal 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Love/lust and the Paranormal 2.00 ER 4.00 Love/lust and Secret Societies 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 Seinfeld 9.00 Angels in America. Concluding part of the award-winning drama. Al Pacino stars. 10.40 Weeds. Doug gets a shock when he arrives at the Botwins’ home in Ren Mar. 11.15 Funny or Die Presents 11.50 Enlightened. Amy tries to set Dougie up on a date. 12.25 Hung 1.00-2.00 Seinfeld

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 Chris Barrie’s Massive Engines 9.00 Ice Pilots 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Gold Rush 12.00 One Man Army 1.00 Future Weapons 2.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 3.00 World War Two in HD Colour 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Ice Pilots 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Part one of two. Surviving in the Sahara. 7.00 Mythbusters. A myth from the action film Wanted. 8.00 Apollo 13: The True Story. An account of the Apollo 13 mission. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Footage from Bear’s adventures throughout the world. 10.00 Sons of Guns 11.00 Deadliest Catch. Paying tribute to Captain Phil Harris. 12.00-2.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor

National Geographic

8.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 9.00 How Hard Can It Be? 10.00 Hiroshima: Nuclear Apocalypse 11.00 Border Wars 12.00 Sea Patrol UK 1.00 Stauffenberg: Operation Valkyrie 2.00 America’s Pirate Fleet 3.00 Great Lakes 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 Test Your Brain 6.00 How Hard Can It Be? 7.00 Vampire Forensics 8.00 American Doomsday. The country’s potential response to a nuclear attack. 9.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots. The pilots showcase their acrobatic skills. 10.00 Air Crash Investigation. The crash of Scandinavian Airlines Flight 751 in 1991. 11.00 Doomsday Earth. Part one of two. The threat of another large-scale natural disaster. 12.00 American Doomsday 1.00-2.00 Alaska’s Toughest Pilots