Satellite

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6.15 Teleshopping 8.15 Midday 9.10 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin 10.00 Ireland AM 1.00 FYI Newsbyte 1.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show US 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show 5.00 Friends 6.00 FYI. Stories from home and around the world. 6.30 Xposé 7.00 That 70s Show 8.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Cold Case. Rush re-examines the shooting of an aspiring actor. 10.00 24 Hours to Kill. Ireland’s most famous crimes. 11.00 All New: American Dad!. Animated comedy. 11.30 All New: Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits. Outrageous highlights from the magazine show. 12.00 Family Guy 12.30 Conan 1.252.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Sky1

6.00 Brainiac: History Abuse 7.00 Oops TV 8.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 House 12.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 1.00 Lie to Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Futurama 6.00 Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut. Unseen footage from the competition. 6.30 The Simpsons. Lisa cheats in an exam. 7.00 Got to Dance: Auditions 9.00 Got to Dance. The judges invite some contenders to audition again. 9.30 FILM: Men of Honor (2000) Fact-based drama, starring Cuba Gooding Jr. 11.55 35mm. This week’s news from the film world. 12.25 Dog the Bounty Hunter 1.25-2.20 My Holiday Hostage Hell

GOLD

6.00 Sykes 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 8.00 2point4 Children 8.40 Sykes 9.20 The Liver Birds 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 10.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 11.20 2point4 Children 12.00 Last of the Summer Wine 2.00 One Foot in the Grave 4.00 As Time Goes By 6.00 Open All Hours 8.00 Outnumbered 9.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina and Patsy head for Provence. 10.00 Men Behaving Badly 11.20 Bottom 12.402.00 Men Behaving Badly

Sky Living

6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 America’s Next Top Model 5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part one of two. A murder suspect takes a woman hostage in a casino. 7.00 Criminal Minds. The BAU investigates a murder in a gated-community. 8.00 The Biggest Loser. Alison Sweeney announces a double eviction. 9.00 Unforgettable. Crime drama, starring Poppy Montgomery. 10.00 Criminal Minds. A recently released convict is found at the scene of a killing. 11.00 Bones. Brennan and Booth investigate charred human remains. 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.50-2.40 Maury

Sky Atlantic

6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Love/lust and Secret Societies 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Love/lust and Secret Societies 2.00 ER 4.00 Love/lust 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Battlestar Galactica. The fleet forms an alliance with the Cylons. 10.00 Enlightened 10.35 Hung 11.10 Cloudstreet 12.30 Angels in America 1.45-2.20 Funny or Die Presents

Discovery

6.00 Discovery Atlas 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How It’s Made 8.00 Chris Barrie’s Massive Engines 9.00 Ice Pilots 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Mayday! Bering Sea 12.00 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 1.00 Future Weapons 2.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 3.00 World War Two in HD Colour 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Ice Pilots 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Part two of two. How to survive in the Sahara Desert. 7.00 Mythbusters. Whether thermite explodes when it comes into contact with ice. 8.00 Rory Mcgrath’s Best of British Engineering. Great British vehicles. 9.00 Swords: Life on the Line. The captains are faced with a hurricane in the North Atlantic. 10.00 Swamp Loggers. Bobby Goodson is admitted to hospital. 11.00 Deadliest Catch. The opilio crab season ends with a harrowing mayday call. 12.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 1.00-2.00 Swords: Life on the Line

National Geographic

8.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 9.00 The Real Hurt Locker 10.00 Medieval Fightbook 11.00 Border Wars 12.00 Sea Patrol UK 1.00 Hitler’s Secret Bunkers: Revealed 2.00 Catacombs of Palermo 3.00 How to Kill a Planet 4.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 Test Your Brain 6.00 American Doomsday 7.00 Zombies: The Truth 8.00 America’s Hardest Prisons 9.00 Drugs Incorporated. Crack cocaine producers in Peru, South America. 10.00 Banged Up Abroad. A couple who faced prison for being in a romantic relationship. 11.00 Doomsday Earth. Part two of two. Experts try to calculate when the next devastating earthquake will strike. 12.00 America’s Hardest Prisons 1.00-2.00 Drugs Incorporated