Satellite
3e
6.20 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 8.20 Midday. 9.10 The Morning Show with Sybil and Martin. 10.00 Ireland AM. Magazine programme. 1.00 FYI Newsbyte. 1.05 Judge Judy. 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 3.05 The Steve Wilkos Show. 4.50 Uploaded: Bytesize. Extraordinary internet videos. 5.00 Friends. 6.00 FYI. Stories from home and around the world. 6.30 Xposé. Entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom is reunited with Lady Heather. 9.00 Cold Case. Valens helps Rush find her abducted sister. Last in the series. 10.00 Costa Criminals 2: Aftermath. Michael Ryan discovers what happened to Christy Kinehan and his Irish Mafia gang. 11.00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? An Italian make-up addict is given a new look. 11.30 Hotter Than My Daughter. 12.05 Conan. 12.55 Xposé. 1.15-5.40 Teleshopping.
Sky1
6.00 Got to Dance: Uncut. 8.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter. 9.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 2.00 Futurama. 3.00 Stargate SG-1. 5.00 The Middle. Mike has to decide between a basketball tournament and a funeral. 5.25 Toy Story Toons: Small Fry. Buzz Lightyear attends a support group for discarded toys. 5.35 The Middle. The family tries to adapt to life without cable TV. 6.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking. With Tom O’Connor, Michael Ball and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. 6.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew. A female rugby team swaps the pitch for the dance floor. 9.00 Glee. The highschool prom approaches, and organiser Tina insists that the women invite the men – revealing a number of secret crushes. Kurt finds out about joining the NYADA glee club. 10.00 Moone Boy. 11.00 Moone Boy: Behind the Scenes. The making of the sitcom. 11.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking. 12.30-3.00 Road Wars.
GOLD
6.00 Bread. 6.30 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 Bread. 8.20 Just Good Friends. 9.00 Waiting for God. 9.40 My Family. 10.15 Last of the Summer Wine. 11.35 Ever Decreasing Circles. 12.20 The Good Life. 1.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 1.40 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 2.20 Just Good Friends. 3.00 Waiting for God. 3.40 My Family. 4.15 Last of the Summer Wine. 5.40 Ever Decreasing Circles. 6.20 The Good Life. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 Miranda. 9.40 Little Britain. 11.00 I’m Alan Partridge. 11.40 The Young Ones. 12.30 Porridge. 1.10-2.15 Little Britain.
Sky Living
6.00 Nothing to Declare. 7.00 Maury. 9.00 The Biggest Loser USA. 10.00 Criminal Minds. 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 2.00 Criminal Minds. 4.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 5.00 UK Border Force. 6.00 Nothing to Declare. 7.00 Criminal Minds. 8.00 Chicago Fire. 9.00 Bones. 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy. 11.00 Bones. 12.00 Women Behind Bars. 1.00 Nikita. 1.50-2.40 Supernatural.
Sky Atlantic
6.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 7.00 ER. 8.00 Blue Bloods. 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 10.00 ER. 11.00 Blue Bloods. 12.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 1.00 House. 3.00 Blue Bloods. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 ER. 6.00 House. 8.00 Smash. The cast and crew prepare for Bombshell’s public debut. 9.00 Blue Bloods. Frank tries to help a Turkish woman avoid persecution. 10.00 The Sopranos. Tony suffers hallucinations. 11.15 Game of Thrones. Jon proves his worth to Qhorin Halfhand. Last in the series. 12.35 Blue Bloods. 1.35 Blue Bloods: Meet the Characters. 1.50-3.00 The Sopranos.
Discovery
6.00 Wildest Africa. 7.00 Deadliest Catch. 9.00 World War Two: The Complete History. 10.00 Auction Hunters. 10.30 Auction Kings. 11.00 American Guns. 12.00 Driven to Extremes. 1.00 Yukon Men. 2.00 Hitler: A Profile. 3.00 World War Two: The Complete History. 4.00 Auction Hunters. 4.30 Auction Kings. 5.00 American Guns. 6.00 Mythbusters. Whether a Wild West gunslinger could disarm a bandit with one shot. 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Behind-the-scenes special. 8.00 Breaking Magic. 9.00 American Chopper. 10.00 Inside the Gangsters’ Code. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers. 12.00 American Chopper. 1.002.00 Inside the Gangsters’ Code.
National Geographic Channel
6.00 Teleshopping. 7.00 Teleshopping. 8.00 Air Crash Investigation. 9.00 Chasing UFOs. 10.00 Alien Invasion. 11.00 UFOs: The Untold Stories. 12.00 Paranatural. 1.00 Megafactories. 2.00 The Ten Plagues of the Bible. 3.00 Air Crash Investigation. 5.00 Bloody Tales of the Tower. 6.00 Paranatural. 8.00 Doomsday Preppers. People preparing for floods or a third world war. 9.00 Killing Lincoln. 11.00 Bloody Tales. 12.00 Doomsday Preppers. 1.00-2.00 Evacuate Earth.