PWNED POLOS
Polo Ralph Lauren once made a game about Wimbledon, there are Water Polo games, and there are even games that feature the Volkswagen Polo. However as far as the great algorithmic search entity that watches over us all can easily reveal it seems there are no video games dedicated to Polo itself. This seems a glaring omission. Red Dead Redemption could offer Polo-centric subplot to draw fans of The Sport of Kings, Hitman would be in his element whacking targets at some tournament discreetly with a mallet, plus Polo itself could make for a pretty good sports game. I mean, I even play Fishing Simulator – so why no Polo? Anyone who shares my fury at this exclusion by gaming’s shady cadre of elite developers should wear one of these shirts in protest.